That's not what the Death card means

Okay, Deer Park Bottled Water, a division of Nestle Incorporated, in association with the Baltimore Orioles, decided that I'm so cool I deserve the following things:

• Four tickets to the Orioles game on September 9th.
• Passes to batting practice before the game, and a tour of Camden Yards.
• Four passes to the Baseball Hall of Fame in Cooperstown, NY.
• Airfare for four to Syracuse, NY.
• Lodging for four at the "Inn at Cooperstown."
• A $200 gift certificate to "Hawkeye's Bar and Grill" in Cooperstown.
• Four duffle bags. (No, really.)
• A gift card loaded up with money that can be spent in places other than Cooperstown.
• Free water for a year. Or rather, bottles of it.

So, who wants to go see the Orioles on the 9th? I can't go, the commute is a killer. I asked my former landlord, but he works on Saturdays. Drop me a line if you want four tickets, BP passes and a tour of the Yards.

Then, who wants to go to Cooperstown? I have to wait and see if either of the dates I selected is workable, and by that time I can't register anyone for the free airfare. Basically, if you want to go, let me know. You'll have to get up to Cooperstown yourself, but I can get you in, get you fed, get you somewhere to sleep two nights.

Weird. All I wanted to do was answer Orioles trivia questions, and now I have all this stuff. It's kinda neat.

--17:50PM, EST, Ada, OH, does anyone remember that Deer Park slogan?

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