That's not what the Death card means

For anyone trying to reach me by phone, your calls may or may be fielded. I had about a day of being unable to hear any sounds come out of my phone of any sort, and I'm getting a new one. In the interim, your call may or may not sound like this:

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So, yeah.

--21:03 PM, EST, Warminster, PA, I feel awful - did someone give me a cold?