So I pulled up my pants and I got out of there

That's not what the Death card means

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post 138 (2006-06-30 17:25:00)
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Awoken from a nightmare into a new day of HTML freedom (2006-07-14 08:39:28)
A week full of fullness. (2006-07-21 17:31:17)
Train in the rain, run when you're dry (2006-07-28 16:51:48)
Willow limbed and ragged headed (2006-08-07 17:39:52)
Like looking for a marker in a drawer full of poisonous coral snakes (2006-08-15 13:04:26)
Attention Queens people, or people who dig the written word (2006-08-18 12:12:06)
It's called a geographical cure... but it's really not a cure at all (2006-08-18 12:23:53)
Statistics (2006-08-20 10:37:50)
Square and parallelogram equals American-Made! (2006-08-21 13:32:00)
Objectivity went out the window, along with a few objects (2006-08-22 15:59:43)
Tycho Brahe, thou art avenged (2006-08-24 11:06:26)
Unadulterated stupidity (2006-08-25 14:19:18)
Where will they build the off-ramps of the information superhighway? (2006-08-27 18:37:56)
Grass-roots political e-mail agenda (2006-08-28 10:01:50)
That was unexpected. (2006-08-30 16:59:38)
Deer Park, that's good water! (2006-08-31 17:50:33)
News from Milwaukee (2006-08-31 20:13:16)
Hurry up and wait (2006-09-01 10:50:32)
A sense of anticlimactic denoument (2006-09-02 10:53:55)
There's good news and bad news (2006-09-03 09:57:58)
Being a geek pays off (2006-09-04 11:08:24)
From my Estate Planning materials (2006-09-05 10:38:39)
Uniformity of Purpose, Congruity of Mediocrity (2006-09-08 10:39:05)
Recondite raconteur and the dream of a new tree (2006-09-09 17:14:56)
(assorted swearing and impotent gestures of rage) (2006-09-12 16:27:25)
Someone broke into your apartment and moved all your candles one spot to the right (2006-09-13 21:24:14)
Divorce law is some weird stuff (2006-09-13 22:53:01)
Check one two (2006-09-14 17:17:55)
Did you see the way his helmet just flew off? (2006-09-17 17:31:46)
Musical interludes (2006-09-17 17:51:49)
Broken Links, or my time away from HTML (2006-09-17 18:01:27)
Just accept that I'm stupid and move on. (2006-09-18 00:01:38)
If seal is broken, do not use this product (2006-09-21 14:13:25)
Wood paneling vs. Paris Hilton - the chess match (2006-09-22 12:31:58)
What do you call that, that thing on the end? (2006-09-24 13:12:18)
Poetry in the strangest places. (2006-09-26 14:26:05)
Yay free stuff (2006-09-27 11:58:02)
Wearing layers and laying in wait (2006-09-29 10:52:39)
Time passes (2006-10-02 10:52:59)
How much sleep is enough sleep? (2006-10-02 18:37:38)
The fortunate few (2006-10-04 19:11:28)
Regarding David Bowie, evil twins and proper usage (2006-10-07 22:37:49)
We need more headlines like this (2006-10-07 23:01:03)
I don't want the world; I just want your half. (2006-10-12 12:24:55)
Weather update (2006-10-12 12:25:38)
Eeeeeeeeeeee! (2006-10-12 13:18:03)
Monkeying (2006-10-13 08:55:23)
Anywhere is better than here (2006-10-18 00:20:41)
A comic... stripper! That'll do fine. (2006-10-18 14:17:52)
Jiggity Jig (2006-10-22 15:45:41)
All Hail The Waffle King (2006-10-23 23:31:19)
Miss Manners (2006-10-27 09:52:09)
Exsanguination (2006-10-27 12:18:38)
Willfully Ignorant (2006-10-30 10:52:39)
Now that's what I'm talking about (2006-11-02 06:03:25)
I didn't know that. (2006-11-02 06:11:49)
Hotel Zulu Alpha (2006-11-03 05:59:06)
Quickly now (2006-11-06 10:54:15)
Hoping each time that his next leap would (2006-11-08 10:21:46)
Think no one can read you but I can (2006-11-09 19:30:46)
Good news for filthy vermin (2006-11-10 12:06:58)
Set yourself on fire and sue the lighter c (2006-11-13 12:02:53)
Don't blame me... (2006-11-15 10:21:17)
Take a little walk, no one will know (2006-11-16 10:38:21)
Looking for the monkey but he can't be fou (2006-11-17 20:06:17)
College Football - it's not just for the p (2006-11-18 22:04:30)
Ain't that a shame (2006-11-20 08:31:00)
It's true. (2006-11-20 13:48:22)
And then (2006-11-22 00:05:00)
Start your stopwatch... now (2006-11-22 10:21:15)
Periodic mortality update (2006-11-26 22:58:40)
That's the fear talking (2006-11-27 16:25:28)
Get your torches and pitchforks (2006-11-29 10:13:20)
Forecast calls for rain, Apocalypse (2006-11-30 11:28:32)
Last Day (2006-12-01 09:49:46)
Done and done (2006-12-01 20:16:42)
This is how it starts (2006-12-03 19:55:00)
The horror! The humanity! (2006-12-06 17:15:58)
E-Primal Scream Therapy (2006-12-07 12:14:07)
The name of my new punk band (2006-12-08 15:57:54)
Misappropriation vs. isolation (2006-12-08 17:37:33)
Two things (2006-12-09 12:17:26)
It hurts so much (2006-12-11 18:27:49)
Real quick (2006-12-12 13:24:22)
Booyah (2006-12-12 17:01:08)
So long midwest, hello mid-Atlantic (2006-12-15 12:59:12)
Oh there's no place like (2006-12-19 14:58:54)
[no title] (2006-12-25 13:45:46)
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled (2007-01-04 18:18:10)
That's ridiculous. (2007-01-05 16:21:56)
Beyond the ken of mortal geeks (2007-01-07 09:39:12)
Frozen dew on the ground (2007-01-08 12:17:10)
My schedule (2007-01-08 12:20:31)
Devil dogs (2007-01-09 12:58:58)
Any relation? (2007-01-09 20:11:14)
It's a circle, you see? (2007-01-11 15:37:17)
Frying pan to blast furnace (2007-01-12 12:18:04)
Ice (2007-01-15 01:25:37)
There oughta be a law (2007-01-17 11:20:22)
Five characters in search of internet video (2007-01-19 02:24:46)
Thanks squid lady (2007-01-21 22:28:29)
Except my pride (2007-01-22 10:54:29)
Before I forget (2007-01-22 10:57:11)
Welcome to the new Tuesday (2007-01-23 20:49:00)
Rhapsody on the seemingly infinite variety made available to our people (2007-01-25 23:55:04)
From Penny-Arcade.com (2007-01-29 09:52:39)
Proof (2007-02-05 09:54:00)
Not for the uninitiated (2007-02-05 23:10:09)
This Is The Week That Was (2007-02-10 21:18:49)
The weekend that wasend (2007-02-12 12:15:39)
Enough of this beating around the bush (2007-02-13 09:43:01)
Campaign season (2007-02-13 09:55:08)
Well, that's new. (2007-02-14 08:04:47)
I'm free (2007-02-15 23:14:02)
Test (2007-02-20 15:47:59)
That was very strange. (2007-02-20 15:56:29)
I have seen the doppler radar and I know it to be true (2007-02-24 18:15:10)
After the fact (2007-02-26 14:22:52)
The reports of my ice storm have been greatly exaggerated (2007-02-26 14:27:15)
Ovals and pillars and curves, oh my (2007-02-28 18:26:24)
Home of the tire industry (2007-03-03 09:08:44)
Stage one complete (2007-03-03 09:15:34)
A little much (2007-03-04 17:24:58)
So stupid it hurts (2007-03-05 17:20:22)
What the-- (2007-03-05 18:00:05)
I hab a code (2007-03-07 15:33:41)
What the --?!? (reprise) (2007-03-07 15:36:19)
I can admit when I'm beaten (2007-03-07 15:38:44)
Irish music from Wisconsin, British Columbia and West Africa (2007-03-10 20:45:13)
Running away to join the... (2007-03-11 18:49:21)
I was wrong, Daylight Savings Time (2007-03-12 10:39:50)
Re-watching Firefly (2007-03-12 10:41:02)
He died a horrible death, didn't he (2007-03-13 18:18:53)
Irving Berlin, George Gershwin, Trent Reznor (2007-03-14 18:18:42)
Samuel Clemens was right (2007-03-15 14:48:22)
There is no imputation of guilt or culpability on defense counsel (2007-03-16 19:36:46)
Procrastination, effectiveness and self-help (2007-03-19 17:36:31)
A gaping hole where the Fourth Amendment used to be (2007-03-21 10:48:16)
Moving (2007-03-22 14:54:33)
What time would it be if we were in Bosnia-Herzegovinia? (2007-03-26 22:51:18)
Once more into the breach dear friends (2007-03-27 16:35:15)
I've got my shield (2007-03-28 01:42:48)
Tell Verna she left her equinox out (2007-03-29 15:54:49)
Items (2007-03-30 17:57:25)
Well, that makes sense (2007-04-03 12:58:37)
Thursday's here and I feel fine (2007-04-05 23:58:11)
Freddy Rodriguez has a zombie plan. Do you? (2007-04-08 14:50:53)
From WGTE to WXPN (2007-04-10 01:23:30)
Note from the underinformed (2007-04-12 00:58:32)
From the cold front (2007-04-12 13:02:28)
Say it like Charlie Brown (2007-04-13 16:10:01)
Recovery and overhaul (2007-04-14 12:41:48)
National Treasure is like Da Vinci Code for kids (2007-04-15 22:56:29)
Accomodations (2007-04-17 16:49:58)
Hey, Nerds. Yeah, you guys. (2007-04-18 19:47:52)
Before I forget (2007-04-22 02:26:31)
Two down (2007-04-24 23:41:40)
That was... not what I expected. (2007-04-25 14:25:46)
At 10:54 AM (2007-04-27 11:30:21)
Take a break from the existential terror (2007-04-28 15:28:37)
Quicksilver (2007-04-30 20:14:38)
Save the Date - May 5th is Free Comic Book Day (2007-05-01 12:47:51)
One down, one to go (2007-05-02 11:16:54)
I don't usually suffer from this malady (2007-05-04 00:59:56)
Obstacles and shortcuts (2007-05-05 20:42:47)
Contrary to recent reports, people are cool (2007-05-06 13:11:11)
aaaauuuuuugggggghhhhh (2007-05-07 21:13:18)
Oh noes, not again (2007-05-10 16:50:31)
Swipeable (2007-05-11 18:08:36)
What news from the western front (2007-05-13 20:02:38)
Nothing going on, nothing going down (2007-05-16 14:16:27)
Bad year for writers (2007-05-19 13:01:12)
Real friends help you move the bodies (2007-05-20 17:44:44)
Change in plans (2007-05-22 15:44:42)
Standard message follows (2007-05-23 21:39:58)
Time flies (insert your own joke here) (2007-05-29 13:50:13)
Don't Look Now, But Here Comes Everybody (2007-05-31 19:43:25)
Feeling a bit self-referential (2007-06-05 12:02:35)
Do you have to do the rhythm part a capella? (2007-06-08 12:28:20)
What fresh hell (2007-06-12 10:36:54)
You already know it, but (2007-06-12 10:38:23)
...and not as I do (2007-06-15 08:51:09)
My mind naturally turns to taxidermy (2007-06-20 12:36:23)
The Militant Grammarians of Massachussetts (2007-06-21 10:04:11)
I didn't ask what it meant, I asked what it was (2007-06-25 15:13:36)
Maybe technology isn't always good for you (2007-06-27 11:32:14)
Purple Cat defeats Blue Dog every time (2007-06-29 12:29:57)
I'm sorry, could you repeat that? (2007-07-02 10:55:04)
Here's the wind up, and the pitch... (2007-07-06 12:13:32)
Terrified (2007-07-13 13:50:38)
Getting close now (2007-07-17 13:18:42)
Here, hold this. (2007-07-23 21:11:56)
Bloodied, not beaten (2007-07-24 19:00:18)
That rattling noise... (2007-07-26 09:06:44)
New phone (2007-07-29 14:56:40)
Reset buttons etc. (2007-08-03 13:14:02)
Torn between ennui and angst (2007-08-08 14:09:17)
Scattered reports, unconfirmed (2007-08-16 15:19:43)
Saddle up (2007-08-20 14:03:31)
Road notes, I (2007-08-21 10:49:37)
Personal to the Waffle King (2007-08-21 10:56:27)
Heads up from Ohio (2007-08-22 08:49:08)
Notes from the road, II (2007-08-22 17:19:17)
Notes from the road, III (2007-08-24 20:47:29)
Standard notice (2007-08-29 16:38:56)
Notes from the road, final (2007-08-30 00:44:49)
You've been in a coma since Mardi Gras (2007-09-08 11:07:25)
Like we did last summer (2007-09-15 10:10:46)
Removing the cork, we find (2007-10-03 08:56:27)
This just in (2007-10-05 17:55:10)
Ahhh, mountains and autumn (2007-10-13 12:15:01)
Five states in five days (2007-10-16 01:47:59)
Updates from a land where nothing happens (2007-10-29 18:20:59)
Bandwagon (2007-11-05 11:43:43)
When will the world thank Neil Diamond for all he's done for us? (2007-11-12 14:29:51)
Let's take the party down a notch (2007-11-16 12:04:53)
Grindstone (2007-11-26 19:35:09)
The reason for the season is sucrose (2007-11-29 18:56:33)
What's white, cold, and awesome? (No, not Tilda Swinton.) (2007-12-02 10:11:40)
Hatched chickens census (2007-12-10 09:23:40)
Wendy's was getting old (2007-12-12 16:30:14)
Brewing up a new batch (2007-12-13 11:29:56)
From your lips to God's ears (2007-12-14 14:33:20)
Mixed Nuts (2007-12-20 19:46:59)
Biscuit joint? Biscuit joiner? (2007-12-27 06:35:11)
Heads up (2007-12-27 17:00:55)
Lines from 80s sitcoms: "Well, that could have gone better." (2007-12-29 08:28:41)
Fascinating Place Names from Western Pennsylvania (2007-12-29 08:47:11)
Out with the boar and in with the rat (2008-01-01 21:30:50)
No news fails to be good news. Film at 11. (2008-01-04 15:39:12)
To become the king, you must kill the king (2008-01-09 16:25:45)
Know this. They shall obey me. (2008-01-10 20:03:18)
More quietly he added, "If necessary." (2008-01-18 22:22:56)
A fair day's work at a fair wage (2008-01-22 21:23:51)
Recap, the last few days (2008-01-27 22:41:00)
CB East represent (2008-01-27 22:42:18)
I don't believe in the sun (2008-02-06 07:17:58)
Buy a dog and bring him home (2008-02-17 23:08:07)
The guy who knows the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors (2008-02-24 22:12:49)
Illness or self-pity? You Decide! (2008-03-04 21:21:02)
Just because we use cheats doesn't mean we're not smart (2008-03-10 22:10:07)
The State of Empire (2008-03-21 14:27:21)
Hanging from the driver's side door handle (2008-03-25 22:23:37)
Yoda would say you are reckless (2008-04-10 22:24:59)
If you don't have anything nice to say (2008-04-14 19:44:04)
Listen, listen, to the auctioneer (2008-04-22 23:14:50)
Heroism (2008-04-24 09:17:30)
Preparing to break radio silence (2008-05-20 13:31:14)
Marvel Prize No Prize Trivia (2008-06-01 19:21:28)
Instead of playing WoW (2008-06-01 19:34:33)
Illyana Katherine Karabin (Catherine?) (2008-06-07 12:03:44)
New new new (2008-06-18 23:34:28)
Ooh, before I forget (2008-06-18 23:46:19)
From the Penny Arcade podcast (2008-06-21 09:57:31)
Gerlach rides the cookie bus (2008-06-30 08:23:46)
The poisoner and the tax man (2008-06-30 08:41:09)
I've got a fever (2008-07-13 19:48:56)
Felicitations! (2008-07-14 12:23:20)
Plan accordingly (2008-07-15 10:08:30)
Plus ca change, plus c'est la meme chose (2008-07-28 12:41:59)
My friends are cooler than your friends. (2008-08-05 09:42:47)
Omnia moderatio (2008-08-08 10:16:25)
Well, that doesn't make any sense (2008-08-13 09:20:47)
Just an aside (2008-08-14 11:49:47)
215? 610? 267? (2008-08-15 17:15:57)
Recapitulation (2008-08-18 12:38:50)
Wow, is that the time? (2008-09-10 18:27:26)
We now resume your regular broadcasting schedule (2008-09-10 18:29:04)
Too smart for your own good, or anyone else's for that matter (2008-09-15 17:19:16)
The only important question in philosophy (2008-09-15 17:24:21)
See, this is what I'm talking about (2008-09-16 09:55:24)
What a weekend (2008-09-21 15:20:33)
Is that primer, or is that what it's going to look like? (2008-09-30 17:56:13)
Much needed respite (2008-10-14 18:08:47)
Damn good times (2008-10-23 09:17:00)
Value added (2008-10-30 15:09:24)
All my life's a circle (2008-11-04 14:12:52)
Please drop a penny in the messenger boy's hat (2008-11-05 12:35:53)
Dr. Jones and Dr. Jones (2008-11-19 17:42:18)
Tis the season (2008-12-05 11:26:21)
I know that better things are on their way (2008-12-18 17:22:14)
Taking exception (2008-12-30 09:29:57)
I'm not actually your friend but I am (2009-01-02 10:32:14)
I forgot to take my telepathy pills this morning (2009-01-07 16:14:37)
Up to speed (2009-02-10 09:07:23)
NACQ: Vegas Day One (2009-02-10 13:46:30)
We interrupt this Vegas recap to bring you the following (2009-02-13 01:19:12)
Vegas NAQ Day 2 (2009-02-13 17:31:40)
Has it been that long? (2009-02-19 11:07:16)
I'm so bad at this (2009-02-25 17:24:54)
They said it couldn't be done (2009-03-02 09:29:08)
After action report (2009-03-06 03:16:48)
Now featuring the Rollicking Gut Buster (2009-03-12 20:10:57)
From our Thailand bureau (2009-03-19 13:52:03)
Crater as a verb (2009-03-20 15:22:05)
And we can travel to eternity (2009-03-23 13:31:16)
I thought you were a bag of trash (2009-04-07 10:54:20)
Treachery! (2009-04-08 23:12:03)
An entire Center City office building floor to ourselves (2009-04-14 10:17:08)
Let me make this perfectly clear (2009-04-22 16:28:33)
We interrupt our regularly scheduled programming (2009-04-23 23:05:14)
We call this dance the "Tighten Up" (2009-04-26 12:13:47)
The caretakers of a hundred thousand churches (2009-04-30 13:10:47)
That special time of year (2009-05-01 11:08:43)
Quick story (2009-05-04 12:49:53)
Status Update: Warning (2009-05-15 13:17:08)
Before I go (2009-05-16 21:21:18)
Mitsu, Omizu, Omaya, Ossu (2009-05-22 18:45:19)
Status Update (2009-05-23 22:16:25)
As promised (2009-05-26 01:47:57)
In keeping with tradition, I'm late (2009-05-26 02:01:14)
Cause if your friends don't dance (day 1) (2009-06-01 14:50:54)
The intersection of Life and Comment (2009-06-17 11:34:10)
Further Adventures in the World of the Future (2009-06-18 13:26:44)
It used to be a penal colony, you know (2009-06-19 15:49:02)
Visual Aid (2009-06-24 11:18:08)
Try not to look directly into the formalwear (2009-06-25 18:06:04)
Breathing (2009-06-28 09:02:37)
Full of garbage and rocks (2009-07-13 12:01:34)
The wrap up and the hook (2009-07-22 16:10:57)
The inexhaustible font of the human spirit, in adversity (2009-08-02 19:05:50)
A word beginning with "G" and ending in "R" (2009-08-05 16:40:47)
Hair. Too much hair. (2009-08-05 18:22:14)
Position tick (2009-08-18 09:55:27)
Golly, I wouldn't know what to do with that (2009-08-21 19:27:25)
Men were deceivers ever (2009-09-05 21:05:13)
Brickwork (2009-09-10 13:45:45)
We now return you to our regularly scheduled program (2009-09-14 20:32:22)
Like Archbishop Hooper said (2009-09-21 23:12:55)
The double-mutterer (2009-09-21 23:13:57)
Oh noes! (2009-09-23 10:18:51)
And the train conductor says, take a break (2009-10-27 07:34:45)
Your father and I have been worried sick (2009-10-30 22:18:07)
The long dark tea-time of the soul (2009-10-30 22:38:43)
Let's dig into the closet, shall we? (2009-10-30 22:53:11)
Broken on the wheel (2009-12-08 10:27:29)
This minute, this last minute (2009-12-11 14:38:58)
The Beatles and time travel (2009-12-16 00:01:03)
Well I'm luck I don't have all the power in the world (2010-01-29 19:38:06)
Less reliable than the post (2010-02-16 17:16:56)
You don't get any more avant-garde than that (2010-03-15 16:47:22)
You can't say that, not without tempting fate (2010-03-21 15:32:46)
Firing beams of pure compassion (2010-04-24 23:17:10)
It's very exciting. (2010-05-10 00:42:32)
Trapped in this picture postcard (2010-05-16 23:11:29)
Fight truth decay (2010-05-31 02:38:14)
Visible from 2000 feet (2010-06-04 05:29:05)
I don't want to set the world on fire (2010-06-04 05:31:41)
And then Patrick Duffy steps out of the shower (2010-07-03 10:01:34)
$0.17 does not equal .17 cents (2010-07-12 14:19:59)
Thou hast not the stones, mortal (2010-07-25 23:18:21)
Four years prostrate to the higher mind (2010-08-10 06:53:10)
Hilarious follow up post (2010-08-10 08:41:49)
I need a better time frame (2010-08-14 11:56:54)
It goes higher than that (2010-08-29 17:17:42)
Christina Hendricks is ridiculous (2010-09-03 20:58:09)
Try and keep the keyboard dry, Weepy McCrybaby (2010-09-14 02:09:06)
Raisin detter (2010-09-29 19:44:09)
Please don't be offended (2010-10-18 17:31:51)
C'mon, how bad can it be (2010-11-07 18:33:35)
Gary Glitter told me where to get one (2010-11-23 22:20:13)
Playlist (2011-03-07 19:59:12)
Standard nonsense (2011-04-10 16:28:42)
Come and see the new century (2011-04-19 10:25:47)
It's the standard pain in chest numbness of left arm (2011-04-20 08:26:27)
Thirty minutes over Chestnut Street (2011-04-21 14:55:41)
I didn't realize you were so busy (2011-04-25 08:26:42)
This world will break you down (2011-05-05 19:55:43)
Short, fat and ugly - but I'm not judging (2011-05-09 08:31:51)
This is the world we live in (2011-05-13 20:29:22)
Like a thorn in my paw (2011-06-21 16:24:32)
Carnivale (2011-07-05 11:43:15)
Might be a new record (2011-11-29 12:48:34)
Man, I feel bad for anyone who's been checking regularly (2012-01-26 17:28:49)
Olive Finch (2012-02-01 07:44:22)
Ha ha, he's fat because he eats lasagna (2012-02-07 12:18:51)
If this is obnoxious, it must be blogday (2012-07-03 14:22:59)
I am just a baker man, and I live inside a baking can (2012-08-17 11:49:04)
Just want to stay up and write this song (2013-01-11 19:49:39)
This is wicked late, and on my phone. (2013-05-10 14:23:09)
The terms "bro," "joint" and "wack (2013-05-13 10:30:46)
If belief in Satan is predicated on belief in God (2013-09-11 17:41:57)
If you don't like the weather (2013-09-15 22:01:27)
You get over there without a second to lose (2013-10-19 20:22:01)
Shikata ga nai (2014-01-20 17:10:24)
You want it to be one way, but it's the other way (2014-04-15 12:31:33)
Things are not good (2014-05-05 17:15:37)
This day is against me. (2014-05-21 16:19:03)
What the I don't even what is (2014-06-02 09:05:13)
One more thing (2014-06-02 09:14:54)
I think you mean vicious, not viscous (2014-06-04 14:16:57)
It's starting to seem like a game show (2014-06-15 19:03:01)
I learned (2014-07-03 19:57:15)
I can't sleep (2014-09-21 02:13:41)
I AM DISAPPOINT (2014-10-25 19:26:30)
By popular inference (2015-04-03 09:24:26)
Parallel Construction (2015-06-15 21:43:56)
Administrative (2015-09-01 00:41:25)
Bad meaning good not bad meaning bad (2015-09-17 10:19:13)
Well, fuck me. (2015-10-21 14:56:46)
In other news (2016-01-12 06:32:59)
Reversal of Fortune (2016-04-01 21:15:20)
Les temps perdu (2016-06-09 06:46:37)
First World Problems (2016-07-02 11:30:03)
It's not really first world problems if (2016-08-13 11:24:25)
What It Is Like (2016-09-09 21:32:13)
Regarding that previous item (2016-11-10 09:46:21)
Peter King's Monday Morning Quarterback (2016-11-10 10:00:25)
Some bullshit (2016-11-20 14:40:51)
I wasn't yelling at you, I was just yelling (2017-04-26 01:32:53)
When do I get to know armies? (2017-06-05 12:34:56)
I'm home sick today (2017-08-21 13:54:41)
Bad at routine (2017-09-30 23:42:03)
Happy birthday to me. /drinks (2017-11-05 07:51:17)
Bitching Camaro (2018-02-09 10:48:26)
All over my new chair, goddammit (2018-05-15 13:03:37)
Nothing worth repeating (2018-07-01 13:13:14)
Money, fraud and ungrateful curs (2018-11-20 17:12:24)
Admit it, it's a good bit (2019-01-13 00:34:01)
Everything right is wrong again (2019-03-31 09:50:20)
Fifteen bucks, little man, put that shit, in my hand (2019-04-09 19:40:49)
Meanwhile, at Malvern Hall (2019-05-07 20:00:43)
Deja vu all over again (2019-05-19 13:05:10)
Illegitimi Carborundum (2019-07-18 21:11:37)
Rap, rap, rap upon the portal, beloved (2019-08-22 14:23:16)
What do you do on the day after doomsday (2019-11-08 18:29:09)
A day in the bureaucracy (2019-12-10 15:13:40)
At least someone is paying attention to me (2020-01-28 12:26:54)
Struggling to rise (2020-02-14 18:33:00)
Insert REM song title here (2020-03-23 11:57:50)
It's all at once (2020-05-21 00:26:02)
Some dumbass with my name and birthday (2020-09-11 12:09:14)
Memory foam (2020-10-07 14:02:00)
The year of the cat (2021-01-19 15:55:39)
The Music Hall of Williamsburg (2021-05-04 15:14:40)
Curled up at the foot of the bed (2021-05-18 17:11:05)
From beyond the Inner Sphere (2021-07-14 19:11:52)
I can resist everything but temptation (2021-09-05 20:01:24)
It's been a while (2022-08-16 06:30:14)
Slipping slowly out of consciousness (2023-12-26 20:26:18)
And after this we'll do another one (2024-03-31 11:03:44)
Tangled up in blue (2024-10-11 12:59:31)

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